Jehovah's
I got Jehovahs at the door who wanted to convert and persuade me to their faith, However, I was ahead of them and said:"You are like a flower". They started to shine and saw it as a nice compliment and tribute. I then said,:But I'm an eclectic, you know what that is?’. They didn't know. I then said,:'An eclectic is one who picks his flowers from everywhere in Hinduism', Jainism, Buddhism, christendom, jodendom, taoïsme, shintoïsme, etc,etc. until he has a beautiful bouquet of flowers and now you want me to hand in my beautiful bouquet against that one flower of yours?!’
Now they were in trouble and embarrassment, they had no Bible text for that and they dripped off, they also didn't know a good reason why limit yourself to just one flower when you can have all the flowers in the world, I never saw them again after that. I could laugh about it afterwards and would like to share it with you here…
